newyorker: Ian Crouch imagines things Ann Coulter said while...

newyorker:

Ian Crouch imagines things Ann Coulter said while watching the U.S.-Germany game: http://nyr.kr/1lkVPWJ

“O.K., see, like I guessed: they are playing both national anthems before the game. In real sports like basketball and hockey, they only play ‘The Star-Spangled Banner.’

The announcer is British? If he starts using the metric system, I’m done. Foreigners shouldn’t be allowed on American television.”

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